“What’s going on? I’m in the middle of Tennessee and the short cut through the swamp has apparently overheated my engine. I don’t want to get my skirt dirty. What should I do?
The internet is absolutely loaded with e-gold. I’m sure some of you can recall the glorious YouTube hits such as: laughing baby, chocolate rain, sneezing panda, and numa numa – all golden. Aside from the hilarity of such viewing abundance of diamonds and rubies, the internet is also littered with every kind of girl photos ever imaginable.
You name it – the net has it. Have a foot fetish? Too easy. How about girls in full mascot outfits? I’m sure the crowd is being catered to. We’re all car guys, here, so I’m almost certain you guys think I’m straying off topic. Aside from the Jay Leno’s Garage website, not much makes us want to close the blinds, lock our doors, and tell our significant others to leave you alone for a few minutes. Then again, maybe it’s just me.
I’m going to shamelessly plug in and note that my girlfriend is mega-hot. That being said, I recently wandered on a web site referred by my boss no less, called Car Stuck Girls. This site, well, it's VERY unique. My boss said to credit Paul Huizenga from Race Pages Magazine who turned him on to it. Well, maybe that is the wrong way to put it...
This site is for you guys that have ever fantasized about rescuing a damsel in distress. I haven’t had the urge since the days of single digits. For those who favor pulling over and helping out that teen girl talking on her pink and rhinestone-embedded cell-phone while her car is being engulfed in flames, this site might be for you.
Keep in mind; this is probably the same girl who was double-thumb texting while she cut you off on the freeway. I don’t know if I quite understand the complete idea behind this site yet, as there is no nudity, but apparently the theme is to feature models who apparently like breaking cars. Now, note I had not used the word “wrecking,” as this might justify the time you are going to spend on this site, but rather, they just create a situation where they strand themselves.
Here’s a quick screenplay and monologue:
As she drives, she notices a faint smell of burning. Suddenly, the driver’s cabin is filled with smoke confusing our unsuspecting protagonist. She pulls over to the side of the road to inspect the problem.
She quickly becomes frustrated at the scene.
“What’s going on? I’m in the middle of Tennessee and the shortcut through the swamp has apparently overheated my engine. I don’t want to get my skirt dirty.”
Unfortunately, she doesn’t bare too much skin. If you want to feel unfulfilled and a bit angry, take a look. If you can get past the color scheme that rivals that of a child’s coloring book, there are a few cute girls placed in various areas of the site. Ultimately, its a site that is unrivaled when it comes to being cheesy.
Holy hell. They also have girls mud wrestling on this site. They just ruined the integrity and realism they had worked so hard to portray.
Man, you have got to love this stuff. If you notice ot the site, you can download the videos for a fee. I wonder you get??????
But you know what they say. Only in America!
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