All about Girls and Women!

Bobby Kbro · #1 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 08:44 AM

HA. Got you. You opened this thread because you thought I knew something profound about women? HA!

Actually, I titled this thread that way because I have been noticing that my blog threads that include "Girls" in the title, generally get more views. Being that no one leaves any responses, I am assuming that I need to put the word "Girls" in the title line of each of my blogs to get people to read them.

Pretty smart huh?

I want to set the record straight. I am like every other red blooded American man. I know nothing about women. Some of them smell nice, and some of them look nice. Some of them act nice.

Oh, what the hell. To tell the truth; they make us men a lot better.

Sure, I still have footprints on my shirt from the time that Betty Sue Elderhorst walked across my heart. But those wounds have been long healed by the love of my life, my wife of 24 years. I've experienced other superficial wounds in that time, but she has made me better.

To quote Lewis Grizzard again: "Don't sit under the Grits tree with anyone else but me".

So.....I've decided to go back and re-title all of my blogs to include "girl" in the title.

Here's what they are going to be changed to:

Girls & ATF. The slickest stuff on the planet? (The original post only has 37 views as of this writing. I'm willing to bet that with a title change it will double in a single day).

My Girl Apprentice. (Tom might get mad about that title but seeing as how the thread only has 27 views, if it gets into the 90 view range, I think he'll get over it.)

I don't understand anything anymore about Girls. (No need to explain this one).

There's no need for me to explain each one. You guys get the idea. Leave me some feedback so I can start dialogue on what you guys want to see. If you don't, it's going to be all about girls.

DollaDollaBill · #2 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 02:15 PM

Good one, you actually tricked me!!! I thought I was going to see or read something profound or is it profane. Any way, Bobby, keep it up. Every time I read something from you I learn a little more about "The World According BJ"

sealer · #3 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 06:05 PM

...no need to decode that title for ya right B.J?

So, anyway as a girl (Woman) that I am, I even clicked on your blog..so that tells you something...mmmm and what that is im not so sure of haha! Acctually, to tell you the gods honest truth...I am a lesbian..no no really like I stated earlier as a girl (Woman) I will be the first to admit that we are quite interesting in absolutely every way

No joke, either, women unlike men have the capability to generate an insanely amount of attention. No need for me to go into the details of why...we just do.

That being said, I think that Mr. D.A. is quite intelligent when it comes to grabbing peoples attention by using GIRLS in his material. Way to go Black Stallion~

powerjames · #4 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sealer

...no need to decode that title for ya right B.J?

So, anyway as a girl (Woman) that I am, I even clicked on your blog..so that tells you something...mmmm and what that is im not so sure of haha! Acctually, to tell you the gods honest truth...I am a lesbian..no no really like I stated earlier as a girl (Woman) I will be the first to admit that we are quite interesting in absolutely every way

No joke, either, women unlike men have the capability to generate an insanely amount of attention. No need for me to go into the details of why...we just do.

That being said, I think that Mr. D.A. is quite intelligent when it comes to grabbing peoples attention by using GIRLS in his material. Way to go Black Stallion~

BJ is the black stallion. And that TRULY scares me.

-JL

Bobby Kbro · #5 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 06:34 PM

Sealer, take nothing for granted. I'm a little slow on the uptake so you might need to decode that and all the other innuendoes.

Let's just say that men are very observant. Maybe we just have great attention to detail.

If a woman falls in the forrest and no one sees her, is it really a woman?

Remember the "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall" speach that Col. Jessup made in "A Few Good Men"? Well, black stallion says:
You want me to look, You need me to look!

Bobby Kbro · #6 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 05:26 PM

OK. Let me modify my original statements. I do know something about women. Don't piss them off.

Ladies, no more death threats please. No more PM's telling me how you're going to end my disgusting little life. I can take the name calling that I've been getting from my blogs (i.e. homophobic, bumpkin, redneck) but the death threats scare me.

Please, let this sleeping dog lie. I'll make sure that I'm not sleeping in the middle of the road.

The Vader · #7 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 10:54 AM

Should I even give my 2 cents on this subject??
My views are a bit warped and not so kiss ass!!

I'm Busy I gotta run....My tie fighter is hovering in a red zone!!

Bobby Kbro · #8 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 12:03 PM

Vader. Dude. You are such a push over for a pretty face I don't even want to hear it.
A pretty face and huge rack and they can beat you, whip you and make you write bad checks.

Not so kiss ass. Puhhhhhlease! You know that you are a teddy bear.

Mofox · #9 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 05:56 AM

I've been with my girl for 8 years (since I was 16) and I STILL don't understand what the hell she's complaining about most of the time. I got back from work a few days ago, and she was mad at me. After 20 minutes of questioning, it turned out that I had had an affair with her best friend, in her dreams.. she had DREAMT that I had cheated on her! how is that fair?!!

powerjames · #10 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mofox

I've been with my girl for 8 years (since I was 16) and I STILL don't understand what the hell she's complaining about most of the time. I got back from work a few days ago, and she was mad at me. After 20 minutes of questioning, it turned out that I had had an affair with her best friend, in her dreams.. she had DREAMT that I had cheated on her! how is that fair?!!

First off, props to your sig. Any girl with that name deserves to be all over message forum signatures for the rest of her life.

As for your dream, let me give you a hint. She may or may not have dreamt that. She is actually TESTING you to see what you think about this dream and based on her reaction she will react one way or another. In other words - she's afraid of whether you think her best friend is better looking that her.

Women.